The Angie Dickinson run...
Anytime I see someone dribble milk down their chin I think of Angie Dickinson. Boneyard, Arizona
Angie Dickinson called Sinatra "Ol' Blue Eyes". She called me "the Ol' Brown Eye". Muddy Gap, WY Who would you pick in a cage fight, Dr. Oz or Dr. Ruth?
Angie Dickinson and I split up because she had a major foreskin fetish. And that's when I became a Jewish agnostic. Bald Knob, Arkansas
For my 51st birthday Angie Dickinson popped out of a giant cake wearing only two pastry pasties and an imaginatively placed candle. Succasunna, New Jersey What is your question for Bishop Mahony?
Angie Dickinson taught me to play harmonica by practicing on her snatch. Lick Skillet, Virginia What note do you hit when you queef?
I call Angie Dickinson my old flame because she used to light my farts. Nanty Glo, Pennsylvania
If it wasn't for searching online porn I'd never know how to spell the word "amateur". Knob Noster, MO What do you wank to?