Larry King Game

[donald8201]

Good evening America. From time to time I wake up in the morning feeling blessed to have had such a long and prosperous career. I sometimes wonder how this could have ever happened to me. I am so greatfull for this opportunity because it puts me in a position to give advice. So with all of my many years in broadcasting and years spent in deep dark places with even darker people, I have this psa......When you feel alone and sad, out of place and disgusted with your self about what you did to get that 8 ball or, when you woke up from my uh I mean your Mai Tai induced coma. Remember this and it will save your life. ...It isn't gay if your father doesn't know, and as long as your balls never touched. For me the latter is a little difficult, given the fact that my sac could be used for M.C. Hammers parachute pants. .... Bird in Hand, PA YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS, your call please